Tuesday, 20 November 2012

Funny Quotes

The following are just some funny quotes I came across when I was surfing the web. I started searching "NHL lockout" on Google and ended up on some random site with some pretty funny stuff. I think I am going to start posting a new funny quote weekly. Enjoy!

A recent police study found that you are much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

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